My idea of a perfect Sunday would be…
…and people wonder why Sailor Moon just speaks to me.
I… intimidate Worf!? Hahahaha!
Captain Sisko, DS9
You know when your dog is having a bad dream? That’s who I pray to.
The Simpsons (thanks alvetica!)
THE EYE OF SAURON, AN EVIL EYE, RIMMED WITH FIRE & GLAZED, YELLOW AS A CAT’S, WATCHFUL & INTENT WITH A BLACK SLIT OF A PUPIL OPENING INTO A PIT, A WINDOW INTO NOTHING. AT THE PORK SHOP!
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
When I’m not Riker, I’m Data.
The weapons and equipment of British warriors down the ages, from top to bottom;
Crusader knight, 1244
Yorkist Man-at-Arms, 1485
New Model Army musketeer 1645
Lance Corporal, 1944
this is a quite excellent look at british history in itself.
And here I am, trying to figure out how I can carry less than a wallet with three cards, three keys on a ring, a tube of Chapstick, and an iPhone…
Tacos and beer, of course, remain as vital to our human happiness as they ever were. The solution is clear: Eat tacos, drink beer, and donate to abortion funds.
Challenge accepted.(via kellydeal)