September 2010
August 2010
“People are coming to our party. I don’t like this at all.”
—me to my roommate, funnythingspeoplesay, as people arrived.
“I don’t trust him. He’ll spend $3 of the $20 I give him on beer and use the other $17 to make a shitty movie.”
—Todd, regarding Chris (via funnythingspeoplesay)
“It’s not a monster. It’s a cyborg that kills without remorse.”
—Veronica saying the funniest sentence I’ve heard in years.
“Nature is a fantastic killer of things.”
—Ted, Better Off Ted
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Every science fiction swear word is important.
“This entire operation sounds like a typical human plan, impractical and clumsy. It is not a wonder, you lost the war.”
—Cylon centurion, regarding child rearing
“I don’t think so. Chuck Finley is forever.”
—Sam Axe, regarding Fiona thinking he needs a new cover identity.
“Get your empty ocular cavity away from me”
—Risky Dueñez (via apriltoledo)
