“People are coming to our party. I don’t like this at all.” —me to my roommate, funnythingspeoplesay, as people arrived.
“I don’t trust him. He’ll spend $3 of the $20 I give him on beer and use the other $17 to make a shitty movie.” —Todd, regarding Chris (via funnythingspeoplesay)
“It’s not a monster. It’s a cyborg that kills without remorse.” —Veronica saying the funniest sentence I’ve heard in years.
“Nature is a fantastic killer of things.” —Ted, Better Off Ted
“This entire operation sounds like a typical human plan, impractical and clumsy. It is not a wonder, you lost the war.” —Cylon centurion, regarding child rearing
“I don’t think so. Chuck Finley is forever.” —Sam Axe, regarding Fiona thinking he needs a new cover identity.