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“Lesson number one, trust no one. When god crapped out the third cave man, a...”
– Col. Hunter Gathers, The Venture Bros.
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“Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan.”
– The Doctor, “The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe”
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“Not since he was killed by a jet in 1962…”
– Doctor Orpheus, regarding the existence of Santa Claus
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“To be what? Be somebody who takes photographs of lutefisk to prove the...”
– Lloyd Chasseur regarding his wife following his dreams.
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Things I don't miss about working with the dually... →
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“Gay marriage is going to cause single life as we know it to die out. Just think...”
– Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
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“These books are dungeon master porn.”
– Gabe, of Penny Arcade, regarding Pathfinder novels
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“The 80’s didn’t come to Canada till the 90’s.”
– Robin Scherbatsky, regarding Let’s Go To the Mall
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“If there was any shame in a dude getting a pedicure I don’t think there would’ve...”
– Barney Stinson
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Opinions differ on whether he choked to death while laughing or was crushed to death by the crowd. No one really cares.
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“…it isn’t an act, which makes you more unbearable. Please feel free...”
– Johanna Mason, Mockingjay
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