April 2011
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“What’d I quit smoking for? I like smoking! I’m no quitter! I get a...”
– Goofy
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More Black Men Now in Prison System than Were... →
ancestryinprogress:
jcfitzner:
timetruthhumor:
“More African American men are in prison or jail, on probation or parole than were enslaved in 1850, before the Civil War began,” Michelle Alexander told a standing room only house at the Pasadena Main Library this past Wednesday, the first of many jarring points she made in a riveting presentation.
Alexander, currently a law professor at Ohio...
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“I’ve always just done what I’ve had to do to get from one day to the...”
– The arch-traitor Stanley H. Tweedle, security guard (class 4), former assistant deputy back-up courier, captain of the Lexx (the most powerful weapon in the two universes)
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“You need a doctor! Dr. Jäger, Dr. Cuervo, Dr. Captain Morgan (he has two...”
– Sock, Reaper
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melissamayhem asked: NEVER CREEPY!
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Homophones
I just used the wrong ‘right’ in a comment and it’s killing me, especially since it only gets worse if I try to delete and repost.
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“I have killed mothers with their babies, I have killed great philosophers and...”
– Kai, last of the Brunnen-G and Divine Assassin in answer to the Hogtown Commission’s query, “are you an assassin?”
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Jackalopes
I want to believe.
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“Overkill is under rated.”
– Col. John “Hannibal” Smith
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“I could use two hours of not this. Pass out the sedatives and order a pizza for...”
– Orderly at the VA mental hospital
Richie: I can't believe I told you to write a stream of consciousness paper about a stream of consciousness book.
Me: I can. It's brilliant!
Richie: Yeah, but that's beyond pretentious. It's meta.
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“Shhhhhh. Of course. From a group of Libyan nationalists. They wanted me to build...”
– Dr. Emmett Brown on October 26, 1985 on how he powered the time machine
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“There are two things I know about white people: They love Matchbox 20 and they...”
– Ken Hotate of the Wamapoke tribe
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“You’ll meet someone someday. Thank you for thinking it was me.”
– Charlotte Vale, Now Voyager
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I do love the fact that our president is into college ball but it makes me sad that it seems his NCAA tournament picks seem to be the most important thing he does anymore..,
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A Realization.
Hard liquors are soft foods.
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“Only villains smoke. We know this, right?”
– Flosso, Flashforward 