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We’ll go to the loony bin together. I don’t give fuck.
– Dante, Grandma’s Boy
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I’m like a bad penny. I always turn up.
– Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
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Dr. Jones, again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take...
– Dr. René Belloq, Raiders of the Lost Ark
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Listen, Herr Mac, I don’t know what kind of people you’re used to...
– Marion Ravenwood, Raiders of the Lost Ark
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The Burn Notice Drinking Game →
Brought to you by jamestesla.
Each person has a set of rules for their assigned charactor, as well as general rules for everyone.
MICHAEL
Puts on/takes off sunglasses dramatically
MacGyvers something
”In special ops…” narration
Has simple solution to complicated problem
Breaks “character”
SAM
Hits on women
Calls Michael “brother”
Uses awkward pet names
Mentions alcohol
Becomes...
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apriltoledo:
i don’t watch Dr. Who….but I’m guessing he raped Hilter tonight?!
Nobody puts Hitler in the corner… Except maybe The Last Centurion.
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He tried to kill himself… By eating (a four pound tub of) licorice.
– Paramedic, Romance & Cigarettes
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Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better,...
– Aubrey Chorde, Something Positive
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Pub Night
I’m just trying to reNORMalize my life.
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…wait, it’s the Smiths…
– Andy, mid-conversation realizing what the jukebox was playing.
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fookyeahconradveidt asked: Ooh, absinthe is one of the very few illicit substances in which I have never indulged (like opium, this was purely from lack of opportunity); it would be most appreciated if you could elaborate on what the experience is like for you, kind sir. :) (Though doesn't it taste like anise? In which case, I doubt I could stomach it, as that's probably my least favorite taste in the world.)...
I bet a pickled, deviled egg would be delicious.
My dream…
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Show me where the sword is or I’ll skewer you like you’ve never been...
– Tyyor, the young wizard/chosen one, to Freya the Dark sorceress (Wizards of the Lost Kingdom)
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Taking up two bags of books. Fuck making friends.
– Andy, re: his impending move for a new job (via funnythingspeoplesay)
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