January 2012
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Every contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.
– Ron Swanson, Parks and Rec
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TO THE HOGFATHER, ALL PORK PIES ARE AS ONE PORK PIE. EXCEPT THE ONE LIKE A...
– Death, regarding the 68,319 pork pies consumed by Albert.
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My friend Michael, a real nerd*, disputes the...
Sadly, I fear that the post going around with “The day of Ice Cube’s ‘good day’ has been discovered!” is WRONG. The first four clues given in that post narrow it down to four dates, then clue #5 eliminates two dates (Nov. 30, 88 and April 4, 89) based solely on the “Got a beep from Kim” line and the assumption that beepers supposedly were not commercially...
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NERD DISCOVERS WHICH DAY WAS ICE CUBE'S GOOD DAY →
Relevant to all.
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That guy’s beard is scary. Amber Alert style.
– Fatima (via funnythingspeoplesay)
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Certainly the game is rigged. Don’t let that stop you; if you don’t...
– Lazarus Long
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Chris: Kalise said I have a Jimmy Stewart swagger.
Jonny: Jimmy Stewart walks like a man who is 6'5" and has been drinking bourbon all day. Smooth.
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Smoke some fags and have good crack
– Things you would hear in Ireland that aren’t offensive.
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The Adventures of SOPA-man, the Indiscriminate... →
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A Song of Ice and Fire fan fiction by Gingerhaze
gingerhaze:
Once upon a time there were some Starks. They were awesome.
The Lannisters were being butts so the Starks were like, “Stop.” So they did! The Lannisters apologized for their mean behavior.
Everyone was friends and had a big party. No one got killed or raped.
The end.
Alternate fantasy timelines.
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Never take the lot and run. Take a little and walk. Dress neat. That’s my...
– Mr. Brown on keeping out of trouble, Hogfather
Ahh…you see, this is where you make your fundamental mistake, grasshopper. Let...
– Neil Gaiman on John Hodgman via the Nerdist Podcast #106
We are all Hodgman. Amen.
(via alexleefitz)
I am Hodgman, and so is my wife. (via wilwheaton)
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