January 2012
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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“Every contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.”
– Ron Swanson, Parks and Rec
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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“TO THE HOGFATHER, ALL PORK PIES ARE AS ONE PORK PIE. EXCEPT THE ONE LIKE A...”
– Death, regarding the 68,319 pork pies consumed by Albert.
Jan 29th
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My friend Michael, a real nerd*, disputes the...
Sadly, I fear that the post going around with “The day of Ice Cube’s ‘good day’ has been discovered!” is WRONG. The first four clues given in that post narrow it down to four dates, then clue #5 eliminates two dates (Nov. 30, 88 and April 4, 89) based solely on the “Got a beep from Kim” line and the assumption that beepers supposedly were not commercially...
Jan 29th
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NERD DISCOVERS WHICH DAY WAS ICE CUBE'S GOOD DAY →
Relevant to all.
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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“That guy’s beard is scary. Amber Alert style.”
– Fatima (via funnythingspeoplesay)
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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“Certainly the game is rigged. Don’t let that stop you; if you don’t...”
– Lazarus Long
Jan 24th
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Chris: Kalise said I have a Jimmy Stewart swagger.
Jonny: Jimmy Stewart walks like a man who is 6'5" and has been drinking bourbon all day. Smooth.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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“Smoke some fags and have good crack”
– Things you would hear in Ireland that aren’t offensive.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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The Adventures of SOPA-man, the Indiscriminate... →
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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A Song of Ice and Fire fan fiction by Gingerhaze
gingerhaze: Once upon a time there were some Starks. They were awesome. The Lannisters were being butts so the Starks were like, “Stop.” So they did! The Lannisters apologized for their mean behavior. Everyone was friends and had a big party. No one got killed or raped. The end. Alternate fantasy timelines.
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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“Never take the lot and run. Take a little and walk. Dress neat. That’s my...”
– Mr. Brown on keeping out of trouble, Hogfather
Jan 13th
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“Ahh…you see, this is where you make your fundamental mistake, grasshopper. Let...”
– Neil Gaiman on John Hodgman via the Nerdist Podcast #106 We are all Hodgman. Amen. (via alexleefitz) I am Hodgman, and so is my wife. (via wilwheaton)
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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