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Watch horrified as I ruin Tumblr.

Valley kid, hobbyist, Trekkie, geek... loser.

Look, these people, they’re fucking retarded. Rape can’t cause pregnancy? Breastmilk cures homosexuality? I caused a hurricane by challenging creationism? Who can possibly take these people seriously anymore?

It used to be Republicans didn’t believe in global warming or evolution. That was bad enough. Now they don’t even believe in egg + sperm = baby. Where does Todd Akin think babies come from? Does he think there are separate storks for people who were raped and people who weren’t?

Hey look at me! I’m the rape stork. I drop off all my babies directly at the orphanage.

He’s a fucking idiot. Just a plain fucking idiot. I’m sorry - I don’t say that word very often - but it happens to fit in this case. He’s just a fucking idiot.

Bill Nye*, the Science Guy regarding Todd Akin and the Republican Party

from the dailycurrant satire piece

more on the issue if the other source is still broken

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