Watch horrified as I ruin Tumblr.

I will never defeat Aubrey in any contest, because, quite simply, she employs black magicks in her combat, which some would call unfair or “morally bankrupt”, but I would never cast such a aspersion, for fear of her macabre retribution. Aubrey is kin to the Black Goat Mother of a Thousand Young, yea, she has known the spoor of Shub-Niggurath, and upon the black midnight of her birth, every blossom of the pretty little Gilly flowers perished all across Trafalgar Square. Up jumped the Devil, and off they crept. In short, she is League with Lucifer, but I really respect her work.

Nick Offerman’s reply to user OuchWhatDoYouDo’s comment: “I’d like to see you and Aubrey [Plaza] face off in a “who can get the other to smile first” contest”

I’m Nick Offerman. I play Ron Swanson on Parks and Rec. AMA.

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