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Wendt’s Day
May-Day’s Little Black Book Entry ~ Amanda Boyer
Diane: you can’t give her some standard, pre-arranged speech you have for dumping women… Sam: I do not have ‘some standard, prearranged speech for dumping women!’ C’mon, every situation is different. For example, now the speech I dumped you with would be totally inappropriate.  Diane: I don’t think you dumped me.  Sam: You see, that was the beauty of it.
Sam: Come on, give me credit, will you? For knowing that I couldn’t possibly have one speech for every situation.  Cliff: He’s got six.  Norm: yep, Sammy, I think this one calls for number three. “It’s times like these I’m ashamed to be a man…”
“I will think of you every time… I see something scurry under the sink.” ~ Amanda

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May-Day’s Little Black Book Entry ~ Amanda Boyer

Diane: you can’t give her some standard, pre-arranged speech you have for dumping women…
Sam: I do not have ‘some standard, prearranged speech for dumping women!’ C’mon, every situation is different. For example, now the speech I dumped you with would be totally inappropriate.
Diane: I don’t think you dumped me.
Sam: You see, that was the beauty of it.

Sam: Come on, give me credit, will you? For knowing that I couldn’t possibly have one speech for every situation.
Cliff: He’s got six.
Norm: yep, Sammy, I think this one calls for number three. “It’s times like these I’m ashamed to be a man…”

“I will think of you every time… I see something scurry under the sink.” ~ Amanda

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Little Known Norm Haunt ~ Vito’s Pub
“You heard of Vito’s Pub?  It didn’t used to be (a gay bar), it used to be a great bar.  I hung out there myself.  One night, Vito let’s a gay group hold a meeting in the back room, right?  Gays for the Metric System or something.  Story gets in the newspaper, gets a lot of attention, next thing you know Vito’s Pub turns into Vito’s Pub.  All the regulars left.. Out went the oars and the moose heads.  In came plants and ferns.  Ferns…” ~ Norm

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Little Known Norm Haunt ~ Vito’s Pub


“You heard of Vito’s Pub?  It didn’t used to be (a gay bar), it used to be a great bar.  I hung out there myself.  One night, Vito let’s a gay group hold a meeting in the back room, right?  Gays for the Metric System or something.  Story gets in the newspaper, gets a lot of attention, next thing you know Vito’s Pub turns into Vito’s Pub.  All the regulars left.. Out went the oars and the moose heads.  In came plants and ferns.  Ferns…” ~ Norm

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Pub Distractions ~ Big screen TV
“That’s the game where you thought the Orioles mascot was a giant mutant bird…” ~ Carla regarding the Red Socks game on July 14, 1975 being replayed on Play Ball, channel 58


Wendt’s Day

Pub Distractions ~ Big screen TV

“That’s the game where you thought the Orioles mascot was a giant mutant bird…” ~ Carla regarding the Red Socks game on July 14, 1975 being replayed on Play Ball, channel 58

fuckyeahnormandcliff:

“… fear the suspect may be wearing explosives.” ~ Boston Globe

I’m sorry

I was really hoping for some classic Tumblr hate mail on this… Where have all the easily offended Tumblr-teens and fake veterans gone?!?!Reblogging to indicate lack of sorrow.

fuckyeahnormandcliff:

“… fear the suspect may be wearing explosives.” ~ Boston Globe

I’m sorry

I was really hoping for some classic Tumblr hate mail on this… Where have all the easily offended Tumblr-teens and fake veterans gone?!?!

Reblogging to indicate lack of sorrow.

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Rarely Seen Cheers’ Staff ~ Annette ‘The Good One’ Lozupone, relief waitress and Carla’s little sister 
“Which sister is this? ‘No-Neck’?” ~ Norm
“I’m an excellent judge of character and I say she’s loose.” ~ Diane
“I’ll just tell ‘em you’re breaking in a new waitress.” ~ Coach
“More people have enjoyed Anette’s magic than Doug Henning’s.” ~ Norm

Wendt’s Day

Rarely Seen Cheers’ Staff ~ Annette ‘The Good One’ Lozupone, relief waitress and Carla’s little sister

“Which sister is this? ‘No-Neck’?” ~ Norm

“I’m an excellent judge of character and I say she’s loose.” ~ Diane

“I’ll just tell ‘em you’re breaking in a new waitress.” ~ Coach

“More people have enjoyed Anette’s magic than Doug Henning’s.” ~ Norm

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