The hammer I speak of is my manhood.
The Avengers marathon continues, which means I’ve been trapped in an AMC theater all day
Cheers, my Tumblrinos!
Wish you were all here.
The Hunger Games website has this generator for me but they couldn’t put anything better than Tribute Boy and Tribute Girl in the “Tribute Guide” they’re selling at bookstores?!
Photo a Day February, Day Ten: Self Portait
AKA
GPOY: Beard Update Edition
I’m about two and a half months in this time. Going for the “full Riker” this round. For reference’s sake, the “Magnum mustache” was about four months of growing and preening. (Taken with instagram)
GPOYW: Chainsword Edition
GPOYW: Warhammer 40,000 is Metal Edition
GPOYW: I can’t believe I actually found this tape!!! It’s been missing for nearly 20 years… Thanks for keeping me going on Saturday, comp!
I’ve been in need of a cassette player for a while, now I’m desperate for one!
i want to be able to say this haha i’m making it a goal to buy mine as a gift to myself for my birthday. hopefully by that time i can have my car fixed so i could go alone if i wanted to :)
My life.
(Source: mickeyandminnie)
I found the Budweiser too heavy for me when I was younger, so since then, I’ve switched to Bud Light. (Canoga Park, circa 1979)
Posting this one in response to Weird Beard’s picture.
Last GPOY of the year. Apparently, they use motion capture technology to make sure your glasses fit. I don’t think they liked the staff waving rulers so close to people’s faces or something.
Also, fuck you, Emma Watson, for influencing my glasses buying decision.
GPOYW: Chip used to dress as Magnum too edition.
