Watch horrified as I ruin Tumblr.

Watch horrified as I ruin Tumblr.

Valley kid, hobbyist, Trekkie, geek... loser.

This one goes out to my Tumbeard mentors.

When I say I’m going for the full Riker, I mean with the low slung cheek line and the letting it out (it’s so tiring sucking it in all the time!). And I do look better in red.

I dig your guys’ style, but I can’t be looking like I spent eight years shipwrecked on the Spaceship Potemkin…

Special thanks to sttngfashion for the handy guide to the Rikers.

So, for those of you who don’t know, I only ever follow 50 people on my social networking sites thanks to the total cluster-fuck that is the Tome of Visages.  I just can’t deal with not feeling caught up on my dashboard.  That being said, I do still go and check out all your pages and notice and try to reciprocate any time any of you “like” my completely and totally genius posts. Here, I present to you my Internet heroes.  These are all people who make Tumblr (and I imagine the rest of teh ‘tubes) super-rad-tacular. cosmic-bones - My first literal Tumblr crush. rand0mflora - The best meet-up buddy a boy could ask for. wilwheaton* - If my starship breaks down, I know who to call. mikeypizzle* - A Tumblrino to be feared and revered. awesome-everyday - Pam won a contest last year.  I guess I’m one of the prizes. weirdbeard1978* - Hot rods, bikes and rock’n’roll.  The only NSFW one I follow. fuckyeahdwmacros - Doctor Who macros in general are an acquired taste.  One that I have. krug666 - I’m not sure, but he might be a hipster on a bus.  Proving to us that Tumblr-love is a real thing. potter-head-ification - Is it weird to crave approval from a teenaged girl if I’m not a teenaged boy? *bearded Tumblrino

So, for those of you who don’t know, I only ever follow 50 people on my social networking sites thanks to the total cluster-fuck that is the Tome of Visages.  I just can’t deal with not feeling caught up on my dashboard.  That being said, I do still go and check out all your pages and notice and try to reciprocate any time any of you “like” my completely and totally genius posts.

Here, I present to you my Internet heroes.  These are all people who make Tumblr (and I imagine the rest of teh ‘tubes) super-rad-tacular.

  • cosmic-bones - My first literal Tumblr crush.
  • rand0mflora - The best meet-up buddy a boy could ask for.
  • wilwheaton* - If my starship breaks down, I know who to call.
  • mikeypizzle* - A Tumblrino to be feared and revered.
  • awesome-everyday - Pam won a contest last year.  I guess I’m one of the prizes.
  • weirdbeard1978* - Hot rods, bikes and rock’n’roll.  The only NSFW one I follow.
  • fuckyeahdwmacros - Doctor Who macros in general are an acquired taste.  One that I have.
  • krug666 - I’m not sure, but he might be a hipster on a bus.  Proving to us that Tumblr-love is a real thing.
  • potter-head-ification - Is it weird to crave approval from a teenaged girl if I’m not a teenaged boy?

*bearded Tumblrino

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