When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
Ron Swanson, regarding being afraid to eat at a bowling alley
Every contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.
Ron Swanson, Parks and Rec
Always listen…
(via moufflet)
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Public art commission: Hippies who love public art and sometimes, weed: Jackpot
Leslie Knope, Parks and Rec
The Rarest Jewel of All
Victory over Ron Swanson
There are two things I know about white people: They love Matchbox 20 and they are terrified of curses.
Ken Hotate of the Wamapoke tribe
