I don’t like getting involved in these matters, or matters of any sort.
Ron Swanson, regarding romantic entanglements, or anything else.
Every contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.
Ron Swanson, Parks and Rec
Every three weeks, I have to sand down my toe nails. They’re too strong for clippers.
Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation
How about Germany? They’ve never been the bad guys.
Andy, Parks and Recreation
When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.
Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation
Always listen…
(via moufflet)
Public art commission: Hippies who love public art and sometimes, weed: Jackpot
Leslie Knope, Parks and Rec
It’s art. Anything can be anything.
Ron Swanson
Why did you kill me? I’m gonna haunt you. I’m gonna follow you and play the Black Eyed Peas on a non-stop loop.
The Ghost of DJ Roomba
