Ron Swanson would understand why the ‘gyro girl’ hangs proudly in my home.
(Source: cornerofficebedroom, via krug666)
I don’t like getting involved in these matters, or matters of any sort.
Ron Swanson, regarding romantic entanglements, or anything else.
When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
Ron Swanson, regarding being afraid to eat at a bowling alley
Every contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.
Ron Swanson, Parks and Rec
Every three weeks, I have to sand down my toe nails. They’re too strong for clippers.
Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation
When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.
Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation
Always listen…
(via moufflet)
The Rarest Jewel of All
Victory over Ron Swanson
It’s art. Anything can be anything.
Ron Swanson
